Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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