Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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