My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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