I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My liver just broke up with me...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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