these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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