Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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