we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
sex in a hospital.. check
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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