her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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