i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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