so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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