i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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