no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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