She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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