Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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