So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
