rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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