You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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