is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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