i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I did not marry a roomba.
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