I puked a lego.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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