Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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