Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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