He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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