I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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