I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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