why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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