it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
