Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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