It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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