windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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