You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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