am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just invented taco cereal.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
