Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
thus making me awesome and them whores
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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