I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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