U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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