READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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