He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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