The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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