i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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