I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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