Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
