I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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