Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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