We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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