Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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