It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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