I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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