singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All I want is dick and wine.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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