Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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