But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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