How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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